Waterlogged Pitch

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Standing water, they really oughter
Wait till the tide goes out
Floodlight failures, snapped safety railings
High winds from festive sprouts

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Dense fog, frozen pitch, sicklist
Could all result in call-off: dogged
By injuries and suspensions, though
Preferable to being yule-logged*


* yule-logged – applies mainly to over 40s – unable to train or play due to a digestive overload and heartburn. Call Uriah RENNIE.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/waterlogged-pitch/