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Hey Snood

Crispin Thomas

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I do not wish to to be a prude
nor come across as pseud or rude
but I am happy to intrude
upon the subject of the Snood

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 the marketers however shrewd
cannot preclude nor yet allude
to whether this device is crude
or what the point is of the snood

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 above the shirt they do protude
like polo necks from our childhood
you wonder if they do some good
this unbecoming useless snood?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 on Carlos Tevez I detrude
an air of one from higher brood
if Yaya Touré sensed the mood
he’d look a dude without the snood

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 I’ve set my stall out without food
and you may think me pseud or rude
but I’m still happy to intrude
upon the subject of the Snood

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 whose sorry state we can conclude
that our disgust so long withstood
suggests tis better to play nude
than in this ghastly garish snood.

© CT11

Notes

On Snoods being banned from July?
To quote the impeccable Sir Alex Ferguson…
“Real men don’t wear things like that”.
And er ..why July.. allegedly the hottest month of the year?
And why are officials wasting time even thinking about it?
And why am i writing about it.?.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/hey-snood/