Why Are There No Bearded Footballers Anymore?
¶ 1
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Do footballers on their contracts sign
To shave their faces time after time
And thus all goals saved and taken
Must be done by men clean shaven
¶ 2
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No goatees past their sell by date
All chins are checked out at the gate
No facial hair in dressing rooms
Its presence there must be removed
¶ 3
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The beard no longer de rigeur
All faces must be shorn of hair
But one who’s greater than the rest
Think of bearded genius Georgie Best!
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