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Football Mad

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 It is silly of me to go out in the cold
To sit and watch football
So I’m told, by those so bold
To claim to know it all

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I could demonstrate to save the whale
My time would be well spent
So I hear, when they bend my ear
From those on a campaign bent

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 I’m not very smart, I’ve been known to fart
When a cough would be more fitting
So they say, with clear dismay
Who next to me were sitting

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I’m getting old, but I still shout loud
When the ref is clearly wrong
Which, in my part of the crowd
Is true the whole match long

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 But I’ll get a high till the day I die
From football, so alas!
If you don’t like me as I walk by
You can kiss my football-mad – pass

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/football-mad/