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The Glazer Revolution!

kevin raymond

Thursday, June 30th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 You will not be able to pop out for prawn sandwiches whilst the game is on.
You will not be able to leave your seat, unless pre-arranged
You will not be able to cheer unless I say so
Cos at team Man Usa
We do things my way!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 You will not leave the arena until the game is over
You will join the cheerleaders when they sing the Star Spangled Banner
You will pay increased season ticket prices
Cos at team Man Usa
We do things my way

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 You will not be able to see re-runs of the match until you subscribe to team Man Usa t.v
Autographs are no longer free
You want to have your picture taken with the coach, you’ll have to pay
Cos at team Man Usa
We do things my way

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 You critters have been wasting money on centrebacks, Jaap Stam is on his way back here as we speak
Bobby Charlton is one heck of a goal kicker, he play’s from now on
Alex Stepney is gonna be the goal keep
Cos at team Man Usa
We do things my way

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 There’s only room for one coach at this club
That’s my boy
Sir Alex and me will get along just fine and dandy as long as he leaves us……. now or a.s.a.p
Eric Cantona that’s a heck of a name sign him up
Cos at team Man Usa
We do things my way!

© kjp raymond 2005

Notes

All the complaining in the World won’t change a thing!

We all are as I’ve said before mere punter’s who would turn up to cheer even if the ground was empty!

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-glazer-revolution/