kevin raymond
Hi. I’m a football fan foremost, and even though I say it myself, a pretty dour cynical Chelsea fan after that. Which you’ll most probably grasp after reading some of my poems here on this site.
I like to think as Albert Camus, did before me, that the wonderful game of football has taught me all sorts of interesting things about people and life in general, be they good, bad or indifferent. All of which I’ve tried to portray within the poetry I’ve written on the beautiful game (sic).
Anyway that’s enough of the old football philosophy from me for now folks, seeing as I’m just trying this profile writing lark out at the moment (to see if it works?) Though I will be adding loads more interesting stuff about both a modest me and my quite blinding football poetry in the not too distant future for you dear reader to peruse at will.
Until then. Stay well , be lucky and keep smiling.
Oh and try to remember…it’s only a bleating game!
Carefree…
Peace.
Kev.
Poems by kevin raymond
- A Fine Bromance.
- Flags Are Flapping At Half-Mast.
- Touch-Line Tantrums.
- Jumped Up, Outta The Chair…
- Due To An Inj Squad. I’m Sat By The Dog!*
- Listen To This…
- So Near. Yet So Far In Qatar.
- Kim Moon-hwan, Turns It…On.
- Germany…Littered With Mistakes.
- Bizarre VAR. During Opener. Qatar.
- Let Football Take The Stage…*
- 1-2-3…Mahsa Amini. Mahsa Amini. Mahsa Amini.
- Bad Day Down By The Beach.
- Post-Match Interview…Salzburg. Austria.
- “Cor…He’s Proper Fit”.
- No Chance. Romance.
- Selfless Sister Act.
- Poised To Thrill. At One Hundred Mill.
- Pep-Talk.
- Der Bomber.
- New Dawn
- Rant.
- Thoughts of A Fickle Fan.
- Okay. Okay. Enough Already!
- Far From Down. In London Town.
- Early Warning. Sunday Morning…
- I’ve Just Heard…
- In The Cold Light o’ Day
- Finally
- Fratelli d’Italia.
- We Ain’t…
- We’ve Won in Rome. We’ve Won in Rome…
- Auld Enemies
- Fickle or What?
- Deja-Vu?
- News Just in…
- The Real Thing.
- Germany v France.
- Raheem, Raheem, Raheem, Raheeem…
- Russia v Belgium.
- Blinding News…
- Change of Tack?
- Soothsayer. Mois?
- Just Imagine?
- Unsung Hero
- Adios T.C. Who’s He?
- Identity Crisis
- Sacre Bleu!
- I Wonder. Did I Ever Tell Yer…
- A Tip To Wet The Whistle.
- Abridged Version.
- Derby Day Fanter.
- Stone Me!
- Following The O’s.
- Oi Ref…Swap Goalie?
- Mind Games.
- Cup Tie Karma?
- Time For A Change.
- Hmm…
- Last Minute
- Diplomatic Relations.
- Undaunting Support.
- On…Form.
- Epiphany in Park Lane.
- Close Encounter.
- Grazie Paolo (Pablito) Rossi. Per I Recordi.*
- Business Model. (For Marina)
- Cold Shoulder.
- Malignant Cancer.
- “Of Course She Understands”
- He’s Back Again, and… Down The Lane.
- Dancin an Singin in The Rain.
- Eulogy.
- O Me of Little Faith.
- Oops!
- Colleen x 4. Please Dont Block Me Out On Instagram.*
- Time of The Season.
- Hint of Earthy Summer Rain…
- Argy Bargy.
- Mass Exodus In North London…Shortly?
- Saturday Afternoon. South West London.
- If Paradise Is…
- Happened Kinda Fast…
- Stand In.
- Conspiracy Theory or VARsh Reality?
- French Farce.
- Penultimate Day In The Play.
- “Extra! Extra! Read All About It…
- Ere Geez! I Dunno If You Know But…
- Great Expectations. It’s Looking Good.
- Post France v Belgium.
- I Read The News Today…Oh Boy…
- Pre France v Belgium.
- Still…In With A Shout.
- Croatia v Russia.
- Just A Thought.
- Scottish Bird I Know…
- Oh…Gareth’s Magic Waistcoat…
- Load more
About This Site
Welcome to Football Poets -- a club for all football poets, lovers of football and lovers of (alternative) poetry. Discover poets in every league from respected internationals at the top of their game to young hopefuls in the school playground.
Publish your football poems here and then discuss them with your team mates and fans. We're archived by The British Library, so your masterpieces are in the safe hands of a world-class keeper. What a result!
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20th September 2023 at 1:37 pm
Lovely stuff for one of the best.
We love him to death down at the Palace.
I’ll post my Roy poem a bit later. You’ve inspired me to finish it.
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19th September 2023 at 5:06 pm
I’d like to think some of my scarves might get passed down the generations, but can’t see some of the “quality merchandise” I have making much past my son’s generation. They’ll fall apart before he even has kids, I reckon!
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7th September 2023 at 2:43 pm
Very true Crispin. Thanks!
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3rd September 2023 at 6:55 pm
Play Up Pompey indeed Richard .
My first ever proper game when i was 10 was Chelsea 7-4 Pompey on Xmas morning 1959, Greavesie got 4.
First visited Fratton Park with Chelsea (2-2) and stood among loads of sailors back in the old Second Dvision early 60s . That’s when I first heard the Pompey Chimes..
Last visited in the mid 2000s to run a football poetry workshop on racism with local young students in the Study Centre you had then at the time.
Had a great chat with some of your fans when you came here to Forest Green last season…
best wishes
Crispin
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1st September 2023 at 7:17 pm
Cliché heaven or hell..we get it all
Welcome to Football Poets John
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28th August 2023 at 10:54 am
Thanks Crispin – noted re the boxer! Never know, perhaps we’ll get Forest Green in the cup… or Chelsea!
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27th August 2023 at 4:47 pm
Hey Rowan
Tough line up of opening fixtures but werlcome to the National League and to Football Poets.
I’ve often passed your ground but never actually been.
Had to remove the boxert poem , sorry ….only poems about football, though i did read your tenuous link!
best wishes
Crispin -Editor
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6th August 2023 at 3:46 pm
Don’t worry Apollo, I have examined the evidence on YouTube – he looks great, the real deal!
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7th July 2023 at 5:26 pm
Let’s Hope for your sake Denys, that he doesn’t turn out to be from La-la-Land!
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1st July 2023 at 6:33 pm
Lovely imagery in your Blyth poem Greg
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