Until thirteen, disliked Footee! Perhaps because I played so bad. Other sports too, the Egg ‘n’ Spoon, Or weird game played with ball and bat… Came Pubertee, what did I see? A bunch of blokes chasing a ball… ‘Most overnight, I saw the Light, And was converted like Saint Paul! Became a Fan, not yet […]

Well, Peter Osgood was good – Of Stamford Bridge The King. But Kenny was more regal, All Koppites will insist. And then there’s that skilled Belfast Boy, Whose family name was Best. Had he been born in Ancient Rome, He would have been a Rex. Now think of Cyrille Regis, A name to conjure with. […]

People try to put me down, Talkin’ ’bout my Coronation. Just because I wear a crown. Talkin’ ’bout my Coronation. Then they claim I’m far too old, Talkin’ ’bout my Coronation. And I cost my weight in gold, Raising burden of taxation. Years back there was Charles The First, He had a nice Coronation! Then […]

Will you come to De Ferrari, will you come? Not a shadow of a doubt that you’ll have fun. There’ll be thousands in that Square, If you have some time to spare, You should come to De Ferrari, you should come. Well, we’ve spent nine long, hard months in Serie B, Which is not where […]

Let’s consider certain beers: Carlsberg Lager, Watney’s Red Barrel, DD (K9P). These brews are quite undrinkable. Now ponder on some other things: One’s own death, A Tory win at the next General Election, The Premier League without Everton. These three are sheer unthinkable! 2/5/23 Denys E. W. Jones