• Poem Pie Pint
    Start of new season The pitch looking bright A pre match day ritual A Poem Pie and Pint A glossy new programme Like dreams newly born Wrap banners with wishes. A new day will dawn. The players now left And the new ones to show League 2 it is Let’s give it a go So, […]
  • Mathison, Maths, and Mystery
    Alan Turing and Kenny Dalglish Share the same middle name But the similarity does not end there For both men claimed the mantle of geometric genius The football field With its equations and angles Matched symmetrically with Mathematical precision and Fibonacci sum And although AI dominates Both men broke the mould And cannot be replicated […]
  • Blue Moon
    Bernado Battered Bayern Militao Mauled Madrid Now Grealish gets Inter Milan!
  • Match of the Day
    Match of the Day subbed Bargain Hunt The Repair Shop Euphemisms, natch.
  • The Wrong Song on the Terrace
    Big Chants We love them at the game Getting behind the team Urging the players on Bit of banter, aye Passion… But in this so called Beautiful Game When is chanting about a vile paedophile Acceptable banter? We do not laugh at the deaths of 96 fans We do not make jokes about the flowers […]