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Atletico Madrid 4-1 Chelsea

Borat Skorbard

Monday, September 3rd, 2012

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Goal one, we shun, defensive duties
Goal two, so Blue
Goal three, a personal spree, Falcao hits a hat-trick of beauties,
Goal four, shut the door
This harassment, is an embarrassment
As Miranda, reads us our rights
And this night’s – a write-off
Goal five, no jive
Only a sardonic cheer, as we slink away from here

© Borat Skorbard, August 31st 2012

Notes

European Super Cup, in Monaco.
The Spanish wanted it more than we did.
They also outnumbered us up in the stands.

Our only goalscorer – Gary Cahill, from a corner

I had to check the teamsheet again – only JT missing, full squad otherwise.
The same night was the closing night of the English transfer window – pity we didn’t sign Falcao on the spot!
Danny Sturridge came on as sub, even though he wasn’t listed to play – which meant his loan deal to Liverpool didn’t materialise.
Michael Essien did move on loan to re-join the Special One at Real Madrid.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/atletico-madrid-4-1-chelsea/