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Bad Day Down By The Beach.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Kleen-sheet keeper Kepa
Breeched three times
Down near Brighton Beach.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Dumped on by The Sea-Gulls
All at sea defensively
Three points…drift out o’ reach.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 “Oi ref! Change goalie?”, makes no difference
Aft conceding four
Trudge back towards The Smoke.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 To a flock o’ sea-gulls, bawling overhead,
“Getting Sacked in The Morning
Haw-haw-haw”,
a poke at our new bloke!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Peace.

Notes

Oops…our away day, down at the sea-side wasn’t supposed to pan-out, as a wash-up like that… methinks? Ah well…there’s always bowls o’ jellied eels, plates o’ whelks and winkles…
The Smoke. Nick-name for London.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/bad-day-down-at-the-beach/