Euro 2012 Haiku Selection 2
¶ 1
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MADE IN MUNICH HAIKU
chanted at Germans:
are you Bayern in disguise?
ja, actually!
¶ 2
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A TWIST OF THE KNIFE HAIKU
Germans stuck the D.
Agger in: nobody’s as
high as Joachim Löw
¶ 3
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DODGY RHYMING HAIKU
the clean shirt challenge –
if Özil uses Persil
does Navas use Daz?
¶ 4
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WANDERING LONELY AS A CROWD HAIKU
A cloud of Swedish
yellow: Ukraine are hosts of
golden daffodils
¶ 5
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ADVERTISING FEE HAIKU
Hyundai’s great cars
sponsor Euro 2012
will I get a cheque?
¶ 6
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DODGY MEALS HAIKU
McDonalds sponsor
official player escorts
(fed on Lahm kebabs?)
¶ 7
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FLOODING THE MIDFIELD HAIKU
boring haikus have
predictable formation
of 5-7-5
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SO SAD TO SEE YOU GO HAIKU
Van Basten, Gullit,
Cruyff and co. have to admit
the past is orange
¶ 9
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HANDY HINT HAIKU
for boring matches
watch a recording and play
back at 2x speed
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