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Euro 2012 Haiku Selection 2

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 MADE IN MUNICH HAIKU
chanted at Germans:
are you Bayern in disguise?
ja, actually!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 A TWIST OF THE KNIFE HAIKU
Germans stuck the D.
Agger in: nobody’s as
high as Joachim Löw

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 DODGY RHYMING HAIKU
the clean shirt challenge –
if Özil uses Persil
does Navas use Daz?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 WANDERING LONELY AS A CROWD HAIKU
A cloud of Swedish
yellow: Ukraine are hosts of
golden daffodils

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 ADVERTISING FEE HAIKU
Hyundai’s great cars
sponsor Euro 2012
will I get a cheque?

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 DODGY MEALS HAIKU
McDonalds sponsor
official player escorts
(fed on Lahm kebabs?)

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 FLOODING THE MIDFIELD HAIKU
boring haikus have
predictable formation
of 5-7-5

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 SO SAD TO SEE YOU GO HAIKU
Van Basten, Gullit,
Cruyff and co. have to admit
the past is orange

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 HANDY HINT HAIKU
for boring matches
watch a recording and play
back at 2x speed

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/euro-2012-haiku-selection-2/