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Fabrice Muamba ( Danger man )

Dennis Swift

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 He`s a cracking lad is Fabrice but he`s got a lot to learn
And a certain part of his game is a cause for some concern
He wins the ball from opponents then tries a shot from far
But every time Muamba shoots the ball goes over the bar

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 He`s getting a little bit closer with every shot he tries
But every time it leaves his foot the ball just seems to rise
The fans behind the goal just watch the game in fear!
And no one is quite safe in the lower or upper tier.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The club have been reported for a health and safety breach
And a risk assessment issued as to where his shots can reach
Since the health and safety experts have come up with these stats
All supporters behind the goal have been supplied with hard hats.

Notes

Shooting is not one of Fabrice Muamba`s strongest points and fans behind the goal hold their breath when he shoots.

Editors: Sensible plan. Very funny ..more please Dennis.. we’ve missed you…Champions this season?????????????

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/fabrice-muamba-danger-man/