FITBA ROMANCE
¶ 1
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My wife doesn’t understand me
I’m an unloving guy
Who prefers fitba
Boozing and having a pie
¶ 2
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Wished she’d never married me
If only she’d known before
The passion I have for Celtic
Those feelings when they score
¶ 3
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I promised her a holiday
A nice romantic break
A lovely European city
Barcelona v Celtic I did take
¶ 4
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She says I’m unromantic
Her feelings have been hurt
I shouted down the stairs
Have ye ironed ma Celtic shirt?
¶ 5
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She said she’s had enough
I’ve no love in my soul
My eyes fixed upon the telly I said
“Did ye see Larsson’s goal”
¶ 6
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Her parting shot was good
Said, leaving was long overdue
I said “I never really loved ye
In fact, I love Rangers mair than you”
¶ 7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 J.J. Whelan 2015
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