GIVE IT A REST !
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Sitting in the stands at the match
Listening to the fans all around me
Not saying anything myself, just listening
Taking in all of the talk that’s going on.
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The chap next to me is an “expert ”
Knows more about the game than anyone
He has an opinion on everything
Even the price of the pies.
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The couple sitting in front of me
Moan, and groan, and whinge, non stop
I hear that they are season ticket holders
So I’ve got to put up with them all season.
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Behind me sit four teenagers
They don’t appear to be watching the game
Because all they talk about are girls, clubbing,
Fighting, and cars, anything but football.
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Glad to hear the half time whistle
Can go and have a beer, and some space
But no, all you hear are moans, groans, whinges
Is it safe to take Paracetemol with lager ?
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Back to the seats, and the second half
The moaners have shut up, we’ve scored
Even the teenagers are hugging each other
But the “expert ” reckons it was offside.
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Then it’s all back to normal again
The whinging has started up, they’ve equalised
Just like the “expert ” said they would
The teenagers are talking about girls, and clubbing.
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Final whistle blows, we hold on for the draw
In the Supporters Club after the match
I spot the moaners, and the “expert” at the bar
There’s so much a man can take, I go somewhere else !
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