Poems by kevin halls
- You Couldn’t Make It Up
- A Rollercoaster Ride
- Playing Home Games Away
- Looking Into My Crystal Ball
- Time Is Running Out
- But He Dives
- Spygate
- Kick It Out
- Where’s My Gnashers !
- Thank You Gareth Southgate
- Slab Head
- The Magic Waistcoat
- I’m Still Laughing !
- Rockin’ In Russia
- A World Cup Flutter – Haiku
- Selfies And A Mexican Wave
- It’ll End In Tears
- FACup Third Round-Haiku
- Plenty Of Oomph
- Just Go !
- What’s Up Doc ?
- Bloody Football
- Bring Back Rattles
- They Come And Go
- Let It Be
- Football Crazy
- Jamie Vardy
- Pretending To Be Greavsie
- The 26
- Super Foxes
- The Diver
- The Sky Blues- haiku
- SpecSavers-Haiku
- Doing It All For Jimmy Hill
- He Loves Himself-Haiku
- How Will They Manage ?
- In Mowbray We Trust
- A Day In The Life
- The Fixture List-Haiku
- She Fell Over –Haiku
- F.A.Cup Final
- Horrible Owners
- Old Football Grounds
- Greavsie
- Boring Premier League
- Squeaky Bum Time
- The Greedy Footballer-Haiku
- Another One Bites The Dust
- At The Match With Your Dad (1960’s)
- The Unromantic Football Fan
- The Magician-haiku
- Churchill the Football Manager
- F,A,Cup Fourth Round
- Why ?
- The Whinger
- Gardening Leave
- My Football Club-haiku
- A Sixties Lad’s Christmas List.
- Football in the Winter
- End of Season Predictions-Haiku
- Worcester Sauce-Haiku
- Crispin in the Library
- Coventry City Football Club
- The Day We Won The Cup
- What a Party !
- Football Poets
- Coventry Are Going Back Home !
- League Football Starts the Ball Rolling-haiku
- Football’s Clever Inventions
- Goodbye Brazil–haiku
- Marching For All Football Clubs-haiku
- Germany’s Name Already On Trophy
- Di Stefano-haiku
- World Cup Prediction-haiku
- Coventry City F.C.–haiku
- The Dutch Con Man-HAIKU
- Suarez at Glastonbury-haiku
- Suarez Must Shoulder the Blame-haiku
- The Good Things In The World Cup – haiku
- Suarez-The Ugly Side Of The World Cup.
- The Tedious Side Of The World Cup-Haiku
- England In The Pub
- We Can Be Champions
- Memories of 1966-Haiku
- Let’s Go Nuts in Brazil !
- The Careers Officer
- Ecstasy and Agony
- Fancy Dress–Haiku
- Can I Live Without My Club ?
- Bitten Fingernails and Sweaty Brows
- F.A.Cup Semi-Finals-Haiku
- The Football Poets–Haiku
- Finishing Line Is In Sight
- It Must Be April Fools Day
- 1960’s-The Golden Age of Football-Haiku
- Pull Yourself Together Man
- A Dying Football Club
- F.A.Cup Sixth Round–Haiku
- Stop Butting In Pardew–Haiku
- Football’s Room 101
- F.A.Cup Fifth Round–Haiku
- Filthy Lucre
- Football in Heaven
- Welcome Back S B Ingle
- Away Days–Haiku
- We Want To Go Home
- F.A.Cup Fourth Round-Haiku
- 999–This is an Emergency
- Great Players
- F.A.Cup Third Round Haiku
- The January Sales
- One Christmas Morning
- F A Cup Second Round – Haiku
- Bungs,Bribes,and Backhanders
- The Sky Blue Army
- Specsavers Referees
- The Mighty Magyars
- Football these Days
- F.A.Cup First Round–Haiku
- Steven Pressley
- Football and Beer
- On the road to Rio
- Bring on the Clown
- The Wobbly Keeper
- Coventry City Divided
- Ashley Young the Diver
- Transfer Deadline Day
- Losing the Passion
- Cobblers to Northampton
- The eve of a new Season
- On The March
- Hello is that the Samaritans ?
- Missing the Football and turning to Drink
- Highfield Road-The Good Old Days
- The bad side of Football
- Wake me up when August comes
- Time’s up for Fergie
- More Thrills and Spills Haiku
- End of season Haiku
- Fancy a bite to eat ?
- Praying for my club
- In The Courts
- Bring It Back
- Bring on the Robins
- Who ate all the Badger pies ?
- F.A.Cup Fifth Round–Haiku
- Two Faced
- Sky Blue Army
- Planet Beckham
- The magic of the F.A.Cup-Haiku
- Just For the Kicks-Haiku
- Football in the Snow-Haiku
- The Goal Celebration
- Super Supporters
- Christmas Haiku
- Sit Down or Stand Up ?
- A Bleak Midwinter for Coventry City F.C.
- The F.A.Cup Third Round-Haiku
- Football Fans
- Don’t Get Carried Away
- The Old Football Ground (haiku)
- Why Bother ?
- Up for the Cup ?
- Football’s gone mad
- Pampered Premier League Players (haikus)
- The half time team talk
- Back to the 60’s
- Life in League One
- Ban them for life
- Feeling So Guilty
- Crispin’s on top of the World
- Job Vacancy: Football Manager
- Another one bites the dust
- Football is one big family
- The Football Pitch
- New Season Haikus
- Olympic Football
- Olympian
- The Olympics come to Coventry
- Football the number One Sport
- The Friendlies
- Football Poets
- Not Waving but Drowning
- Please stop the Mexican Wave
- Enjoyed the Euros
- Fed up with Beckham
- England pay the penalty – 5 haikus
- Haiku Euro dislikes
- England shouldn’t fear the Italians
- Some Euro Haiku’s
- The pub or home ?
- Enjoying the Euros
- The Three Lions go as underdogs
- The writing is on the Wall
- What does that feel like ?
- The toughest job in Football ?
- LEGENDS
- Can the Tangerines start dreaming again ?
- Poor old Roy Hodgson
- Guess who’s coming to Coventry ?
- There’s always next season
- Pull yourself together Man !
- Walking under ladders again
- We’ll be playing Forest Green one day
- Looking through old Scrapbooks and Annuals
- It’s a funny old game alright
- Please spare us a thought
- Football Poets has to survive
- Messi is a genius
- Fed up of being patriotic
- I must be a real man cos I love Football
- On the road again
- Our fans are the best !
- Bye Bye Fabio
- Loving the Snow
- The surly footballer
- At the bottom but still fighting
- The Old Boys are Back In Town !
- You couldn’t make it up
- Dumped out the Cup
- The F.A.Cup
- Grey skies turning Sky Blue
- To all the football poets-Happy New Year.
- All I want for Christmas
- The thrill of the Boxing Day match
- The thick skinned manager
- Gary Speed R.I.P.
- Losing my marbles
- The long suffering supporter
- Away fans have all the fun
- What makes a proper Football fan ?
- I want to be as chirpy as a Canary
- My club is making me ill
- You couldn’t make it up
- Fifty years of Football
- Club or your Country ?
- That’s why we love the game !
- WHERE’S THE BALL GONE ?
- In the pub watching the game
- Proud to be a Coventry fan
- The smells of Football
- Sorry Emily !
- Football Stewards
- Football is just like life
- Jimmy Hill
- The penalty taker
- Nice one Paola di Canio
- My very first football match
- Not long to go
- England just aint good enough
- There’s no loyalty anymore
- We’re all so tired as well.
- Saturdays aren’t the same without football
- Showing my true colours
- Final day Jitters
- The F.A.Cup Final
- Our season is over
- The real damned United
- What A Life !
- Marlon King
- No Role Model
- Let’s talk Football
- The Away Game
- No Experience Required
- The Woe Of Being A Coventry City Fan
- It Will Be Netball Next
- Doesn’t Tofu Play For Brazil?
- A Valentine Confession
- Sky Blue Fever
- One Hundred Today
- A Haiku Nightmare
- An Apology To Miss Ogyny
- Why do you love football ?
- The Lion of Vienna
- A Football Fan
- She just doesn’t understand
- Boxing Day and New Year Haikus
- Christmas Wish List
- Those Were The Days
- Swapping Garrincha for Dukla Prague
- There Every Home Game
- Bootprints (Adapted from Footprints In The Sand)
- Getting Three Lions Off MY Chest
- The Unsung Heroes Of Football
- Getting Things Off My Chest Part Two
- Getting Things Off My Chest
- Football Mascots
- Stay Loyal To Your Team This Season
- Back To Reality
- Mollycoddled Poseurs
- Three Lions You Must Be Joking !
- Saint George would be cross
- The Vuvuzela
- Lions not pussycats
- A HEALTHY GUIDE FOR THE WORLD CUP
- Watching The World Cup In The Pub
- Ten More Years
- Holloway Has Made Blackpool Rock
- Some People Are On The Pitch
- Need A Saviour Not A Manager
- Boredom
- Sitting on my own next season ?
- Mr Chairman, can we buy Messi ?
- Crisis What Crisis?
- The Fickleness Of A Football Fan
- Good old Scrapbooks
- GREAVSIE
- Iron Man
- Hats, Scarves and a Hip Flask
- A Football Fan’s New Year Resolutions
- Football and Music
- Dear Santa/Wish List
- Christmas Haikus
- Crispin’s on the road with the Rovers.
- They’ve ruined the Cup draw.
- Bring Back The Guillotine
- Cheats Never Prosper, Do They?
- Minnows turning into Sharks
- I Felt Like George Best
- From Skegness to Honolulu
- Ronaldo the Aardvark
- The Beatles, Mods, Rockers & Football.
- The Season So Far
- GIVE IT A REST !
- A Day At The Seaside
- A Football Fan
- Football Speaks And What It Means
- Real Fans Stay The Course
- Live On Sky.
- Sir Bobby
- Discarded Lines From Famous Poems
- The New Fixture List
- The Scream
- Pre-Season Haikus
- Direct Debit
- In My Local Pub
- A Tough Place To Be
- Attila the Hun
- Staying Up Or Going Down?
- Football Addiction
- On Matchdays
- In My Day
- WHAT A GOAL !
- Back To The Bread and Butter
- It’s A Funny Old Game
- Look at the state of you !
- We’re Still In the Cup.
- From Anfield To Zidane
- Famous Faces In The Crowd
- David Speedie Hero & Villain
- The Underdog Having It’s Day
- The Road to Wembley
- Not Going To Auntie Flo’s
- Keep It In Room 101
- Third Round Haikus.
- The Blue Brazil
- FOOTBALL MOVIES TOP 20.
- The Sugar Busby Babes
- Much Ado About Nothing
- Between The Sticks
- Fans Are Fickle
- One of those haikus.
- Another one of those Haikus.
- Don’t get me started !
- I MUST STOP EATING CHEESE
- IS THE BUBBLE ABOUT TO BURST ?
- One Hundred And Twenty Five Years
- From the Bantams to the Sky Blues
- IT’S LIKE MARMITE.
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Welcome to Football Poets -- a club for all football poets, lovers of football and lovers of (alternative) poetry. Discover poets in every league from respected internationals at the top of their game to young hopefuls in the school playground.
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27th January 2020 at 7:10 pm
The website is actually called Goal Nets and Stanchions.
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13th January 2020 at 4:27 pm
Please insert after line 15 “Where life was hard and occasionally brutal”
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10th January 2020 at 3:19 pm
I meant to write 4th round. Oops !
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23rd December 2019 at 3:07 pm
I loved all Mishi’s poems!
His passion shone through so brightly.
Every club needs a Mishi.
God Rest His Soul.
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21st December 2019 at 10:24 am
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Welcome to Football Poets Tony. More please! Keep on.
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10th December 2019 at 11:47 pm
Hi Denys, it’s great to have another Toffee posting on Footy Poets. I haven’t contributed for some time, but if you click my name you’ll find some Everton poems going back several years.
Yes, now we’re all made up about the Chelsea result. And the return of the team spirit. And the two strikers formation.
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21st November 2019 at 10:11 am
Thank you Al and Welcome to Football Poets..
Too often in the shadow and wake of Hillsborough, Bradford and Heysel, your powerful and emotive lines remind us of a tragic day when 66 died and many more were injured at Ibrox .
RIP
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4th November 2019 at 9:51 am
great three lines Alex…table football..says it all
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16th October 2019 at 10:50 pm
Kev….. the Rev, of that place that rhymes with Les Fridge!
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23rd September 2019 at 6:39 pm
Lewis Carroll or Andy Carroll?
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