Help!!
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Each day there is something new to learn.
When I hear of a brand new football term!
Is a ‘false number 9’ a number 9 or not?
That’s something I need to ask Arne Slot!
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‘Seriously, I just don’t understand that role.
Is Nunez expected to miss every open goal!
What’s a ‘double pivot’ I haven’t got a clue?
If Trent’s ‘inverted’ what’s he now got to do?
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Does ‘Heavy Metal’ footy, require long hair?
So will Arne Slot be given a wig to wear?
Another thing I hear now on The Spion Kop.
‘Up front’ is very outdated… it’s now ‘up top’!
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Sorry, what does a ‘holding midfielder’ hold?
I bet you can tell by this, that I’m getting old!
Yes I am, and I suppose I’m stuck in my ways.
Because football was simpler in the old days!
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