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How To Make Eur-own Swiss Roll (Mate)

Crispi Oliver

Thursday, June 17th, 2004

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 it furthers one greatly
to stay in one’s box
when playing in goal for the Swiss
or be caught way up-field
like a goat being healed
or just Heidi** and hope that they miss

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 but i love to see goalies go scrambling
like cops after runaway cars
in black and white movies
at twice the right speed
for they are the real superstars

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 no juggler or circus performer
could quite match the look on his face
but he kept the ball out
was it ever in doubt
with a header flat out but with grace

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 if you missed it then check out the replays
if you didn’t it’s really tough cheese
which reminds me to just stick to cheddar
especially on big days like these..

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 ——————————————————————————

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 **(Heidi = “Hidey” (geddit?) -as in run and “Heidi” or “Heidi” your head in shame)….
Hei-Di is allegedly taken from the Swiss verb Heidi-Heemer-Chocky-Sheemer”-which translated (loosely) means ” to eat Praline chocolate with purple wrappers on when on a diet but not feel weird about it.”. (a bit like the feeling you get after not having enough time to cook anything because the game kicks off at 5pm (sound familiar?)and then you end up horribly regretting stuffing down those chips you grabbed from some health and safety danger-zone chippy that have been sitting there, waiting for you, since 3 o’ clock (which let’s be clear about this,is after all a much more “spiritual”time to kick off ley-line and karma wise obviously..isn’t it?)

© CT 04

Notes

on the Swiss goalie’s amazing goal line clearance..with his head ..on the floor..didn’t catch it.?
. what have you have you been doing this last week?.
having an ordinary Euro free life.?. God forbid!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/how-to-make-eur-own-swiss-roll-mate/