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James Richardson Molto Benne!

kevin raymond

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Knows sweet FA about football
His parlez vous Italiano’s top notch
Will he ever get to eat that sweet by his side?
James Richardson’s the bloke, I wanna watch

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Always extracting the oracle
In other words taking the pizza
Him and that well spoken Paul Elliot
Who once had leanings toward Pisa

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Here at Gazzeta Football Italia, send us a letter
To win tickets, to take in a match
Gian-Franco Zola, the Fiorentina Viola
All look the same to this chap

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Reads all the headlines, no respect for deadlines
Arrivederci comes lighting fast
James Richardson’s the bloke, I wanna watch
His Gazzeta Football Italia’s top class

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 What kinda blokes, write this fella’s jokes?
They’re silly, stupid and clean
He smiles as he gives you the punchline
Then sits there, so cool and serene

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Gazzeta, Gazzeta, it can’t get much better
If Morecambe and Wise were in charge
James Richardson’s the bloke, I wanna watch
Ten times better than Little and Large

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 So Ciao James me son, keep on with the fun
Yer programme is funny and cool
As Gazzeta Football Italia rides high in the ratings
Its clear you are nobody’s fool!

© kjp raymond 2005

Notes

Top notch presenter this bloke, knows nothing about football and never trys to make out that he does!

Unlike some presenters!

Just reads all the football papers from Italy (in the major city’s there are loads), then just takes the mick out of all the corruption and dope testing that is going on in Italian football, then just smiles with that innocent look that he has!

A sort of ‘ Oh yeah and you expect us to believe that, you must think that we just got off the boat yesterday’?

A truly great show presented by a really funny bloke.

Nice one Parry, for reminding me, with your couple of poems about the pro’s and cons of presenters.

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/james-richardson-molto-benne/