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KSBD

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’ve no idea who he is
Is he likely to do the biz
Or is he faster than Billy Whizz?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’ve no idea what he’s like
Is he faster than a bike
Or slower to turn than a trike?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 I’ve no idea how to pronounce his name
Will he be good for a game
Or will he be eternally lame?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I’ve no idea about him at all
Will he be static in a wall
I just hope he’s good on the ball?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 I’ve no idea at all, but I do hope and pray
That when he enters the fray
That he IS Silent But Deadly in his play!

Notes

Knowing Rochdale’s luck, he’s probably only a little fart!

SBD = old school ground term for a silent but deadly emission

KSBD = Kuagica Sebastiao Bondo David, who signed for Rochdale today, 24th November 2011.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/ksbd/