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My Football club’s a joke

Dennis Swift

Saturday, June 30th, 2012

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 When two strange looking visitors came knocking at my door
I noticed they were in uniform what have they got in store
They said it`s really nothing just a complaint they had received
From Bolton Wanderers football club who apparently are aggrieved

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 My memory was working overtime I tried so hard to think
Of whom I had offended when I`m influenced by drink
And when they said the football club were offended by my rhymes
I mentioned that the Wanderers were way behind their times

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The football club’s a joke because I`ve criticised a bloke
He`ll probably get more stick for having a silly name like Dick
Oh yes the football clubs a joke because I`ve criticised a bloke
He`ll probably get more stick for having a silly name like Dick

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I think the club are quite upset that many want my book
They venture to the Wanderers shop in hope to have a look
I know that many ask for it because it`s a very interesting read
But the Wanderers shops not stocking it! PC wasn`t guaranteed

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 My rhymes are of disgusting taste especially towards the coach
But since I have been cautioned
I`ll have a more political correct approach
I`ll agree with every signing and decision he shall make
No more derogative comments from me I`ll give the bloke a break

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 The football club’s a joke because I`ve criticised a bloke
He`ll probably get more stick for having a silly name like Dick
Oh yes the football clubs a joke because I`ve criticised a bloke
He`ll probably get more stick for having a silly name like Dick

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 My wife seems very happy now she dreads the football season
No more miserable weekends as those Wanderers were the reason
No more feeble excuses no more listening to the moans
No listening to those miserable guys on Radio Manchester phones

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 My Saturdays are sorted now no football related stress
Instead I`ll go to Huddersfield on the Trans Pennine express
Well stop off in Stalybridge for some decent real ale
Stuff you Bolton Wanderers from now it`s the beer trail.

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 The football club’s a joke because I`ve criticised a bloke
He`ll probably get more stick for having a silly name like Dick
Oh yes the football club’s a joke because I`ve criticised a bloke
He`ll probably get more stick for having a silly name like Dick

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Oh yes this football club’s a joke because I`ve criticised a bloke
He`ll probably get more stick for having a silly name like Dick
Oh yes the football clubs a joke because I`ve criticised a bloke
He`ll probably get more stick for having a silly name like Dick

Notes

This is a little song I wrote after a certain bloke by the name of Richard at BWFC deemed my book controversial and would not allow the book to be stocked in the club shop. The club reported me for a couple of poems about the club.. THere you go, My Football club’s a Joke’.

Editors: Disappointing but predsictabvle these days..neveetheless it could be Huddersfield Town’s gain ?. We don’t want to lose you Dennis .All BWFC official complaints welcome and ignored.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/my-football-clubs-a-joke/