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Sort it out Duggie

Dennis Swift

Monday, September 16th, 2013

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Does Doogie realise we’re bad or has he turned a blind eye
I sat there on Saturday as 90 mins passed me by
How can a team be so shot shy
Time for Zat to say bye bye
And go and buy myself a black tie
Sort it out Doogie else the club will die.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Doogie! It aint going well
I can hear that panic bell
Fans are already saying farewell
But his team need time to gel?
Cos it’s putting us through hell !!!!
Sort it out Doogie

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 He signed a full back, Baptiste
Is he man or beast?
Prevent those crosses at least
You’re always on your arse, like a skier on the piste?
Sort him out Duggie

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 And that Donkey Zat Knight
He’s the reason for our current plight
Drop him now forthright
Or better still loan him out to a building site
Sort him out Duggie

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Well Duggie how do we sort it out?
How do you convince those who have doubt
That Ngog will end the goal drought
And the confidence will spread throughout
Maybe Zat Knight will head a ball away
And break up the opposition’s attacking play
Maybe the team could prevent passes going astray
Cos every bloody game is like groundhog day
Time to get it sorted Duggie

Notes

I think our start to this season says it all

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/sort-it-out-duggie/