Sweater From America
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When you go, please don’t send back
a sweater from America.
And please never turn back
from Manhattan to Edinburgh.
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After the match the other day
I spent my bus ride thinking about
all the talent that’s drained away
from my country and my local club-
¶ 3
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I wonder where they went to,
and did they get cash in hand?
¶ 4
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When you go please don’t send back
Budweiser from America.
Although you can get cashback
from Sainsburys or Santander.
¶ 5
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We watched with elation,
you cannot imagine
how glad we felt the day you went
to New York Red Bulls on a Bosman.
¶ 6
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We should have sacked you.
We should have sold you.
You were always overpassing-
your balls were way too long.
¶ 7
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When you go, please don’t come back,
it’s wetter than America.
Will you have flashbacks
of Scots who were better by far?
¶ 8
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Baxter no more
Gemmill no more
Jardine no more
Law no more
¶ 9
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Bremner no more
Strachan no more
Jinky no more
Stein no more
¶ 10
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I hope to my bones
if you ever return
you won’t kick a ball
back in my hallowed Easter Road.
¶ 11
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Because we all love Hibs-
I think we all know we love them.
We don’t have to roam the world,
our heaven’s here at home.
¶ 12
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Ormond no more
Turnbull no more
Reilly no more
Smith no more
¶ 13
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Johnstone no more
Stanton no more
Miller no more
Orr no more
¶ 14
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When you go you’ll eat flapjacks,
get fatter in America.
Take a look in the mail sack-
no letters to you from your Ma.
¶ 15
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Dalglish no more
Hansen no more
Souness no more
Shanks no more
¶ 16
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Lochaber were poor
Sutherland scored four
Lewis scored more
Skye, a draw.
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