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Umm…..

kevin raymond

Sunday, August 28th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Umm, I’d hit it better than that
I’m sure that I would score
Umm, that forwards looking fat
He’s struggling, thats for sure

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The fullback’s positional play is poor
As is his final ball
As for that giraffe of a centre half
So clumsy and so tall

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The keeper had a weeper
At Highbury, last week away
If push comes to shove
I’d put on the gloves
I’d show him how to play

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 That Scottish bloke
The one who smokes
Who cost 3 million quid
I’d play that role, there in the hole
Much better than he did

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 How come they don’t pick me to play?
I turn up here each week
I’d wear the shirt for nothing
The glory’s what I seek

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Oh well, you can’t have it both ways
Though with this thoughts I toy (twirl)
I really enjoy my position here
Being a ball boy! (girl)

© kjp raymond 2005

Notes

What do they think when watching the warm up and the match?

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/umm/