WC2010 : Day 15
¶ 1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The World Cup Has Started in Ernest
¶ 2
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But – but – how does he fit them all in?
Has he the stomach for it?
We have to know –
It’s too important to ignore it!
¶ 3
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How does he have room
For all the best teams in the world?
Is it that
He has his intestines unfurled?
¶ 4
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We constantly wish for a glut of goals
But does he have a gut full of those?
And do the referees
Get up his nose?
¶ 5
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And all those big new shiny stadia –
I presume he has a massive belly?
But where does he fit
All the cameras for the telly?
¶ 6
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And do the vuvuzelas
Give him indigestion?
If so, does he neutralise it with kaka smeltze?
Which leads to another question …
¶ 7
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How, in God’s name
Does he find peace for meditation?
I guess one must assume
That he has accreditation!
¶ 8
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And so yes, yes, pedantic me, I spotted a headline with a missing ‘a’ –
One of the worst typo’s I’ve ever seen
But that’s why spilling is so important –
Just ask Robert Green!!!!
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