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WC2010 : reflections haiku

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 No doubt in my mind
The team of the tournament
Argue at will

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Stood between the sticks
Stekelenberg stakes his claim
Goalkeeper’s jersey

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Was it or wasn’t it
Maicon means a goal challenge
When he connects

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Puyol the rock star
Semi finally breaks the…
Status Quo

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Wingers whimper
Like Lahms to the slaughter
Slick with the knife

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Young, tall, athletic
Mueller masters midfield berth
Coming of age

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Who da man?
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Schwaggers

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Big guppy eyes Xavi
Wants the ball again and again
Goldfish memory

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Özil oozes class
Bosses all and sundry
Young Turk

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Man for all seasons
Seasoned men proclaim genius
Iniesta

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 So many misses
Down Old Trafford way
Forlán redemption

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 No bull here
This matador means business
Villa strikes

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 ~ ~ # ~ ~

14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 Arrivistes arrive
Now reputations tarnish
Exit tails between legs

15 Leave a comment on verse 15 0 Buffon buffoon
Butterfingers Green et al
Jubalani jests

16 Leave a comment on verse 16 0 Lauded last time out
Can o’ worms Cannavaro
Bites the dust

17 Leave a comment on verse 17 0 JT discovers
Passion is just not enough
Salmon stretch brings smiles

18 Leave a comment on verse 18 0 Veni vidi
Vidic conquers nowt
All concur

19 Leave a comment on verse 19 0 Domenech as Bligh
Mutiny on the Bounty
Evra Christian

20 Leave a comment on verse 20 0 Kaka cock-up
Ref gets it completely wrong
Career first red card

21 Leave a comment on verse 21 0 Stepover king
Ronaldo twists, turns, shapes to…
Photoshoot

22 Leave a comment on verse 22 0 Ribery ropey
Same as the rest of his team
Gallic implosion

23 Leave a comment on verse 23 0 Henri huffs and puffs
Press have pens at the ready
Hand of Lucifer

24 Leave a comment on verse 24 0 Le Sulk
Throws his dummies out of the …
Perambulator

25 Leave a comment on verse 25 0 Samson haircut
Couldn’t score in house of pain
Torrid Torres

26 Leave a comment on verse 26 0 Shots aplenty
Dribbles, feints and knowing nods
Messy finish

27 Leave a comment on verse 27 0 From all swooney
To goading misery guts
Rooney rubbish

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/wc2010-reflections-haiku/