Doesn’t Tofu Play For Brazil?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Sorry we don’t stock burgers anymore
And that goes for steak and kidney pies too
But I do recommend the prawn sandwiches
Or how about you try some of our Tofu ?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 What’s Tofu when it’s at home ?
Sounds like a footballer from Brazil
What do you mean you’ve no pork scratchings ?
I’ve eaten them for years and I’m never ill.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 You’ll be saying you don’t sell lager next
WHAT ! The club is now alcohol free
And you don’t serve Bovril anymore
Only sell soft drinks and decaffeinated tea.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The world of football has gone mad
Can’t see this catching on can you ?
Still if you can’t beat them join them
So I’ll have a baked potato and some Tofu !


Thought Crispin was having a laugh with his poem,a very brave move from a non league club who must want to keep all their fans.
Still nothing shocks me anymore, over the years we have had no drinking, no smoking, no swearing, no standing,none of this, none of that,it’ll be breathing next ! I was brought up watching games with fans drinking and smoking and swearing at refs on the terraces,and that was just the women !

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/doesnt-tofu-play-for-brazil/