1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 “We won’t be resting on our morals”
“It was great to score on my derby”
Now, I’m partial to many quarrels
But I’ll not defend – that footballers are dimmer than Barbie!



In fairness – maybe I genuinely misheard – but most either mumble or really do come out with some classics!

Day 1 on the Championship season, 2008.

Phil Jagielka – Everton (pre-season friendly)
Kevin Phillips – who has scored on his debut for four different clubs

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/missquotes/