Quiet as a mouse, ordinary football fan, custodian for the Football Poets website
Poems by Clik The Mouse
- Coulda, shoulda, woulda
- Clik on tour: Puglia: UEFA Nations League
- Topola mornin’
- Sneezy wheezy
- Cometh the hour, cometh the man: The Sheriff
- Heathrow deterrents
- Conference comeback
- Clik clique (“I’m Rodenti-cuss!”)
- Remembrance Sunday, 11/11/2024
- concession speech
- Toto, RIP
- Analeptic Athletic FC
- Splotch!
- What’s it all about, Alfie?
- Nameless shirts
- World Pi Day
- veneer
- The measure of our dreams
- Return of the Premier League season
- Windrush generation
- Patch of the Day
- fight disinformation
- Pelé R.I.P.
- GLT
- forgot password?
- Reid all about it!
- Gone, but not forgotten
- If not for you
- Coterminous: empty pitch, ardent mind
- Locking horns
- I never dreamt it could be like this…
- Transfer business
- Battle @ the Bridge
- Better than the real thing?
- Ossie
- Change Of Direction
- A new season approaches…
- Euro 2020 opener
- We want our cold nights in Stoke!
- MotD Queen
- Yarn Bomber
- wrong, wrong, wrong
- Traces of Gregory’s Girl
- Deus Maradona, 1960 – 2020
- Nobby Stiles, RIP
- The Walk
- a little birdie…
- Barracking Trump
- football forsaken
- Late evening walk, in these strange times
- Peter Bonetti, R.I.P.
- Busy as ever?
- Social Distancing
- Hot Press
- Parked Run
- From rec to cheque
- Martin Peters R.I.P.
- dream machine engages
- Bojo
- Bury FC RIP
- In off the Framework
- Moonwalkers FC
- Strawberries and dream / different strokes
- would choose / chews wood
- LGBTQIA+ 2019
- Smilestone
- Boss goss
- gone too soon
- A win on the rim (of Europe)
- Un-wanted hat-trick
- Glory be!
- wee Salty
- CFC, AFC, LFC, THFC
- Game of Beauty
- Mission Impossible – “with hope in your hearts!”
- To bawl, or not to bawl?
- Sala salute
- 97 souls, NYC
- Tommy Smith RIP
- Let rip
- Kepa the leper
- Gordon Banks R.I.P.
- New boots, old body
- august August haiku
- red or blue?
- Deadline Day Aug 2018
- 19/05/2018: A Hat-trick of Harry’s!
- Painting a poetic purview?
- Progeny FC
- stinger
- Gigi loves olives but not Oliver! (Bedlam at the Bernabau)
- Ray Wilkins RIP
- Pun ditto
- Anto Neo
- Bad Homework
- Blank.
- It’s a generational thing
- More tomorrows please!
- Nonpareil
- Nortei Nortey
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Welcome to Football Poets -- a club for all football poets, lovers of football and lovers of (alternative) poetry. Discover poets in every league from respected internationals at the top of their game to young hopefuls in the school playground.
Publish your football poems here and then discuss them with your team mates and fans. We're archived by The British Library, so your masterpieces are in the safe hands of a world-class keeper. What a result!
Latest Poems
joe morris
31st October 2026
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30th October 2026
Clik The Mouse
28th October 2026
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25th October 2026
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24th October 2026
joe morris
15th October 2026
joe morris
9th October 2026
Alex Saynor
8th October 2026
Clik The Mouse
7th October 2026
Clik The Mouse
4th October 2026
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Latest Comments
24th October 2026 at 2:31 pm
Ha!! Just brilliant! I can hear this being sung. So funny!
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24th October 2026 at 2:28 pm
I love this verse as I know exactly that feeling of living in a fantasy while kicking the ball as a kid. Makes me wonder what fantasy world professional players live in when they dribble, pass and shoot? Hopefully it’s doesn’t always feel like routine job fired them
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28th July 2026 at 9:40 pm
Hi Denys. Thanks for your kind words. I could have mentioned Dixie Dean but decided not to.
Best wishes, mate
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26th July 2026 at 3:47 pm
Great knowledge of Everton history, Joe.
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23rd July 2026 at 6:54 pm
Hi Jason,
Sorry I forgot to congratulate you on your excellent poem as well.
Keep well
Joe
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23rd July 2026 at 6:43 pm
Hi Jason,
Thanks so much for your kind words about Kevin Keegan, a footballer of legendary status and deeply missed.
Best wishes
Joe
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23rd July 2026 at 12:01 pm
Thank you, Crispin. I will defo encorage my bunch to contribute and will of course clear it with staff room.
Many thanks
Jase
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22nd July 2026 at 6:48 pm
Great poem Jase.
You are a man of my own heart …
And great to hear that you your students poems from our site.
Keep on and more please
if ever some of your students write anything suitable for here and most importantly they give you permission to publish them, you can always do so under your name referencing their names and the school..and year.
Best Crispin
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22nd July 2026 at 10:29 am
I think this is best thing I have read so far about the legend. Thanks
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22nd July 2026 at 10:22 am
One of the greats, inspired my generation of school kids in the 80s
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