Nothing for the team

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 It’s time for a celebration
At last there’s some national recognition
In ‘When Saturday Comes’ latest edition

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 It’s about time for some celebrity
And of course it’s all thanks to me, me, me
Me and my wonderful and witty poetry

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Thank you, thank you, you’re too kind
And I know the rest won’t mind
When I’m the one so justly celebrified
You made that up!
I’m famous now; it’s OK if I lied

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I’d like to commend Cod Almighty
For having the sense to show me, me, me
And I’d like to thank the diary
For being so willing to support me
But, of course, I couldn’t have done it
Without plucky little Grimsby
Everybody: a round of applause for Grimsby


Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/nothing-for-the-team/