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The Fluffy One as Chelsea Manager

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Well we’ve seen Motty looking dotty
All cuddled in his coat
And José looking jazzy
With snappy rent-a-quote!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 All dapper for the snapper
Wrapped in Matalan
With a new captive audience
Rapt in Milan!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 And so Roman has gone a-roamin
Searching for a coach
And now we have ‘the Fluffy One’
Waiting for an approach!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Will Crispie look for Lisbie
Now that his hat is in the ring?
Or will it be Kaka for the Czar
What other riches will he bring?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 With verses instead of curses
The players will be pushed
And scansion for expansion
To placate when they’re bushed!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 So no more Mr Average
No panning to Mr Glum
And we’ll have iambic instructions
Issued dum-di-dum!

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Notes

No relation to ‘The Page Turner’

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/the-fluffy-one-as-chelsea-manager/