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Things To Do Today

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 If promoted
Buy champagne
Drink till you fall
Get up again

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 If relegated
Buy champagne
Drink holy water and pray
That you get up again

Notes

They say the only way is up, but in football, the road to victory always seems like a marathon. There are no short cuts to success but you can rely on the trusty trapdoor of relegation to get you down in a hurry.
Then it slams shut, your team lose the key and who knows when you get back again? Well done to Sunderland and Birmingham, one season bouncing return – that’s the way to do it…make it stick this time fellas

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/things-to-do-today/