The grace of God
¶ 1
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Beneath Bath Avenue Railway Bridge, a lowly coin was tossed.
Those who favoured “Shelbourne” won, while “Bath” supporters lost.
¶ 2
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‘Twas back in 1895 that fate produced that script.
But what if it were otherwise, when that small coin was flipped?
¶ 3
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Headline writers down the years would not have used “Shel-shocked.”
Just think of all the headlines that those jokers could concoct.
¶ 4
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“Title hopes go down the drain.” “The plug is pulled on Bath.”
(The latter would be surely used upon our epitath.)
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“The coach is in a lather now.” “The magic sponge is on.”
“They’re really in hot water now.” “Bubbly Bath are gone.”
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A blessing on those bygone flippers, a blessing on their sons.
They saved us all a hundred years of groan-inducing puns.
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