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Blatter

mark merriman

Monday, June 28th, 2010

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 From the offices of Blatter
can be heard a lot of chatter
about the offside law
and size of women’s shorts.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 With regard to Blatter
there are those who like to flatter;
those who’ve taken their eye
firmly off the ball.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 It’s incredible that Blatter
has said it doesn’t matter
when games are ruined
every single week.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 In his office getting fatter
is our good old friend Sepp Blatter
whilst fans are fumimg
up and down the land.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 I’d like to get hold of Blatter
have a chat, y’know a natter
about why his head
is buried in the sand.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Just picture President Blatter
as he tucks into his platter
telling journos that the
door is firmly closed.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 And why this old man Blatter
compared to Lewis Carroll’s Mad Hatter
says no to goal line technology
no one knows.

© mark merriman september 2004

Notes

Gutted & fuming.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/blatter/