Borat’s serendipity haiku
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¶ 3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 déja vu or what?
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© CT12
Chelsea 4 Reading 2. Thanks for pointing out the spooky coincidences.
Eden (not Mickey ) Hazard goes down again for a penalty and Ivanovic scores twice in a few days. Can they make it 3 in a row? In the end for all the late dominance they just about scraped home by the skin of their teeth, but hey look how Man City struggled on the weekend against fellow newcomers Saints and United too. Don’t you love early season games? Never let us get drawn into goal-fest expectations and never let us under-estimate those retuning to the Premiership’s ever mysterious fold. What a great fight and performance from would be party-poopers Reading and Southampton though.
Always loved telling people I was doing a reading in Reading. A brilliant comuniity club. I loved working there with the kids. They lost their Study Support Centre, then so ably run by Jennie, like so many clubs. Seems like education, education, education has been replaced by even more merchandise, merchandise, merchandise everywhere.
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Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
Hi Crispin,
Yes sorry mate. Villa are still in Europe. Mistake rectified.
Cheers
Joe
Hi Joe
Shouldn’t your title read your poem Farewell Europe England to everyone exccept Aston Villa ?
I know you mention them in your poem , but I do feel sorry for Villa re the national press .
Largely ignored. the hype was was all about Man City & Arsenal with a bit of a nod to the Hammers..but hardly a mention of Villa..
So well done to them
C
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Hi Crispin. Chris Sutton on the radio has gone for a Chelsea v Coventry final. As we know anything can happen in the Cup, and I reckon we can go to the final.
We’re still in with a chance of the play offs too, so lots to go for.
Hey Kev
Let the masses drool over their odds on City v Unted Final, but who knows how pressure can hit.
Cov and Chels will be rightly labelled as having no chance..but hey …stranger things have happened..
so Chelsea v Coventry…that’s the Final for us!
Best
C
Hi Crispin,
How are you doing mate? Yes, you’re probably right but hey football is all about emotion and passion and I just love writing about the game. I try to keep my poetry to a reasonable length but there’s so much to write about the game and its literature just lends itself naturally to poetry. Sometimes I just get completely carried and I do apologise for the length of my poetry but it’s a great thrill to be associated with Football Poets.
Cheers mate
Joe
You’re right of course Joe but…..it’s actually more of a big welcome break for everyone who is not into Premier League ..I’m talking fans of EFL National League and below…..
Btw …is this actually your longest poem ever !?
Best
Crispin
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