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the lady in red

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Sven, must be the hottest man about town
for there’s an iced blonde maiden, bedding down
and spreading, salacious details
but countered, by a little number off the rails
a dark haired Latin beauty
does more than her duty
as one exposé
outdoes another
and a robe of flimsy flaming red
dresses up many a footballers fantasy in bed

Notes

Nancy Dell’Olio routs Ulrika Jonsson in the fashion stakes,
during the furore over the all-Swedish love-match,
detailed in Ulrika’s newly published book, Honest.
Imagine fighting over Sven Goran Eriksson?
Let’s hope England’s footballers are prepared to fight FOR him.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-lady-in-red/