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Vinnie Jones’ Diary

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 “Dear Diary,
Some words are so hard
They have muscles on their metaphors
Tattoos on their vowels
Split in two infinitives
And never name offending vowels!
Consonants fall and tremble like
Their words just splutter down
Cos I’m the meanest cinquain on the park
Oi Ref yer just ‘avin a larf!”

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Sorted!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Vinnie Jones

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