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Collina.

kevin john patrick raymond

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 We’d never have a problem with discipline
Our games would be much cleaner
There’d be no effs to any refs
If we employed Collina!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 One look would calm down Rooney
Keane would cease to be a looney
Savage would be cleaner
If we employed Collina!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Ferguson would shut his mouth
Stop complaining about the south
Allardyce would be leaner
If we employed Collina!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Mourinho would behave
He’d even have a shave
His face would be much cleaner
If we employed Collina!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Wenger would start to see
He couldn’t help but agree
He’d stop talking like a dreamer
If we employed Collina!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 If our game is to be great
The refs we shouldn’t hate
But yellows cards
For a mere misdemeanour
Wouldn’t happen with Collina!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 If our kids are to respect
A ref who will inject
A no nonsense attitude to abuse
That a ref should come to expect
Games would be much cleaner
Competition would be keener
All the above would be the norm
If we employed Collina!!!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Pier Luigi don’t retire
From wearing black attire
You’re the man
The one who can
Sort out all this mire!

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 While others hesitate
In fear of all the hate
You’re the one
Who takes it on
And really calls it straight!!!

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 peace.

© kjp raymond 2005

Notes

A great ref should not be noticed, but you can’t fail to notice this one, the king of them all who would do a great job over here, even to teach the refs when he retires this year, sadly.

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/collina/