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“The Name’s Stelling, Jeff Stelling!”

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Jeff Stelling Jeff Stelling
Is really compelling
Like James Bond
As slick and as smooth
Kamara has passion
McQueen now in fashion
And Thommo is biased, it’s true!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Jeff Stelling Jeff Stelling
His name I love spelling
Like James Bond
As smart and as cool
Charlie Nicholas is charming
Le Tiss is disarming
But Cottee is not quite as cute!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Jeff Stelling Jeff Stelling
This love never qwelling
Like yours for your
Dear Hartlepool
The goals you announce
As like leopards we pounce
Cos you never say where or for who!

Notes

Jeff Stelling, The James Bond of Sky Sports Soccer Saturday….

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-names-stelling-jeff-stelling/