Sounds Just Like Crouch
¶ 1
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A Peter Crouch figure has come to table-top footy,
the six foot seven inch striker being offered on ebay
for five quid though sounds just like the real thing.
¶ 2
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Pete of Subbuteo World, the UK’s sole supplier said:
“What someone has done is take two players,
cut the legs off one of them and then glue them
onto the other player so he’s got extended legs.”
¶ 3
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“He’s not going to be very strong and because he’s taller
than other players his centre of gravity is going to be
affected and he might fall over too easily.”
¶ 4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Christopher T. George
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