• The Yellow Phase
    Good ol’ little Norridge Bring a splash of colour to Stanford Bridge Chelsea scored with five minutes on the clock “That’s more than ominous” The commentary team thought it was going to be a Chelsea landslide But even with ten men Eleven added minutes of injury time And a Portuguese Man of War – They […]
  • Back to Back: – To the Future
    Two years ago Norwich City dropped into League One Now we’re back in the Premier League For another day in the sun Back to back promotions Its sinking in but hard to believe Spineless to spinetingling The fleas armpits to the bees knees Such a happy marriage Paul Lambert and Norwich City May your honeymoon […]
  • Sticking My Neck Out
    Time crawls like a baby can we walk the walk for the teatime game Hope runs away with us If we can beat Swansea we’re almost there Results come in – ping-ponging teams in and out of the play-offs Late goals from early kick-offs shape the way Scunthorpe beat QPR 4-1! Alas Norwich were beaten […]
  • Nostaalja
    They stand and clap in their flat caps At the ground outside the City Home is two up, two down – always a draw They stand and sing their song It helps them to belong On the Ball City, never mind the danger… They stand and cheer, they know no fear At the ground outside […]
  • Yellow – In Peril
    If you want success, wear red It’s what the study says Green is just unlucky And forget your pinks and greys Yellow is for daffodils Dandelions, sunshine and custard Can’t clean up or play with polish When your shirts resemble dusters