Football Poets

He`s a cracking lad is Fabrice but he`s got a lot to learn
And a certain part of his game is a cause for some concern
He wins the ball from opponents then tries a shot from far
But every time Muamba shoots the […]

Big Phil had an idea that no one could ignore
His mind’s been working overtime to make the Reebok roar.
Not happy with the atmosphere he`d give anything a try
He may well get a Wembley song courtesy of M […]

Our fans are frustrated and are blowing a fuse
Message boards closed through expressing ones views
One person in question is the man at the helm
Who`s inflicted more poison than a rotten Dutch Elm.

Megsons the […]

A chance for something new
coz forwards are very few
what will Fabio do,
then call up Kevin Davies

Carlton Cole he cannot play,
he’s hurt himself today,
I sincerely hope and pray
he calls up Kevin […]

It`s getting too expensive whilst following your team
The football played at the Reebok just makes me wanna scream
Im sick of boring football because they never entertain
I cannot wait till summer and the end of […]

Our fans are so delighted with a great Old Trafford night
As the wanderers topple United with another Nolan strike
The 77th minute that no white can forget
A big mistake by beckham and the ball was in the net […]

I posted my form at the wanderers request
And still no reply, im going to protest
I`ll phone them and myther them I`ll become such a pest

I posted last Tuesday I thought Id be early
And thought distribution […]

I posted my form at the wanderers request
And still no reply, im going to protest
I`ll phone them and myther them I`ll become such a pest

COZ I STILL AINT GOT TICKETS

I posted last Tuesday I thought Id be […]

As the Towers were demolished at the Stadium of Wembley
Not a dry eye in sight from the fans in assembly
The venue of legends is never no more
But just a mass of old debris that’s strewn on the floor.

A new S […]

He`s handed in a transfer request for reasons quite unknown
We knew that all weren’t right with Ricks as performances have shown
Instead he wants to leave us and desert the sinking boat
Well be better off w […]

These magical days of the F A cup when only ten thousand bothered to turn up,
We suppose that’s all the fixture deserves when Sam turned out a team of reserves,
But we earned the chance of another bite and off w […]

SAMS LUCKY UNDERPANTS

I tuned to the radio just by chance,
To hear of big Sams lucky underpants
Ive heard of lucky charms and handkerchiefs
But never a pair of lucky briefs

He says we pick up points when […]

I remember way back to a point of lament
To my days as a lad stood on the embankment
The era of Wyn Davis and the great Freddie Hill
A player who was blessed with ability and skill

The embankment was massive […]

Its stressful being a Bolton fan I cannot seem to rest
I do get so frustrated when they don’t play at their best
It always makes me angry when they go a goal behind
They just cant get to win a game when other r […]

Let us all imagine just what it would be like
If the Wanderers were successful in their premiership plight
A top six place or a European spot
For most of us supporters that would top the lot
But it`s not going to […]

It`s Christmas time and the panic bells chime
As we suffer another defeat
Teams have found out the way in which we now play
As the Wanderers were easily beat

We must be more sure as our passing is poor
Cos we […]

The theatre of dreams turned to horror and screams
Cos Sir Alex got his team selection wrong,
With the team he selected,he thought “three points collected”,
But he found out the wanderers were too strong.

The Old […]

These are my thought of a most hated guy,
A spikey haired bstard who`s a pundit at sky,
His views on the Wanderers are strictly one word,
Were rubbish were crap as weve often heard,
He`s slagged us on web sites […]

I went to the Alaves game on Tuesday night,
My stomach was growling I fancied a bite,
As I got to the counter I got a surprise,
£3-40 for two tato pies,
On top of my ticket and car parking fees,
Two pints of weak […]

Here is a poem that’s directed,
To all young supporters that drink,
You may think its all right to get drunk every night
But my poem will make you all think
Cos ive lifted so many beer glasses me back is b […]