• The BBC hoped for an Upset
    The BBC hoped for an upset, They showed the match live on TV. But when Kevin Friend blew for full-time, The losers were HCFC. The Tigers they sure made a bright start, They scored after forty-five secs. But Everton were not downhearted, Demarai Gray soon found the Net. Now Anthony Gordon’s a livewire, He’s one […]
  • When We Were Losing One-Nil
    When we were losing one-nil, I thought our Cause was lost. The trapdoor was wide open, We seemed doomed to the Drop. When we were trailing one-nil, I heard a wise man say: “My son, you know you really ought To have a little Faith. The match lasts ninety minutes, The game ain’t over yet, […]
  • Bent on Revenge
    We last clashed ten long months ago, On Liverpool’s own turf. And on that day, the whole world knows, We Toffees proved our worth. Two goals scored by the Boys in Blue, While from the Reds not one. So when the final whistle blew, ‘Twas clear to all – we’d won! A monkey shaken off […]
  • Addio Carlo
    We all thought he was potty When he came to Everton. Now Carlo Ancelotti Has gone and done a bunk. He’s upped and left for Real Madrid, World-famous Club, so very big. Much greater than our Everton, Who trophies never win. We understand him perfectly, We will not rage or rant. Yet find this sudden […]
  • The Monkey
    We hadn’t won at Anfield Since nineteen ninety-nine. And slice it how you like, That is a very long long time. But now at last we’ve done it, The monkey’s off our back. The hoodoo has been laid to rest, And Klopp must watch his back. Richarlison was on the mark With just three minutes […]