• Dead and Buried
    They thought we were dead and buried, Two minutes to go till half-time. We’re sure we were dead and buried, But there’s always hope where there’s life. They thought we were dead and buried, Two down, not much left on the clock. We counted ourselves dead and buried, But then Yerry Mina struck… He poked […]
  • Nineteen Ninety-Five
    Do you remember ninety-five? Were you alive in ninety-five? Blur had a House in the Country. Oasis Rolled with It. John Major lived in Number Ten. The Beeb had the rights to the Cricket. The Pound was strong in ninety-five. No-one got knifed in ninety-five. No, nothing wrong with ninety-five. Bill Clinton in the White […]
  • Sweet Success
    “Success is counted sweetest By those who ne’er succeed.” And more than most we Blues have learned Exactly what that means. For when it comes to derbies, We rarely come up trumps, The Reds are usually cock-a-hoop, While we’re down in the dumps. Once more we’re singing Bluenose Blues, Red flags are flying high. The […]
  • Ancelotti’s Blue and White Army
    They said we were ungrateful When we sacked our Portuguese. It wasn’t nothing personal – He’d brought us to our knees. His string of poor results Had us reaching for the Valium, So we showed him where the door was, And sent for an Italian. His name is Ancelotti, It has a pleasant ring, Though […]
  • Mr X’s Blue and White Army
    They said we were ungrateful, When we sacked Allardyce. Now Marco Silva cannot say That he’s been treated nice. But football is a business, For sentiment no room, So poor old Marco had to go, ‘Cos relegation looms. “Nil Satis Nisi Optimum? What is this joke, this jest? No satisfaction do you get, You’ll never […]