• Filled with Blue and White
    I never have been all that keen On football on TV. It’s not the same as being there, As far as I can see. And yet I almost changed my mind One wet and windy night – The night my television screen Was filled with Blue and White. It was on Wednesday Twelfth of March, […]
  • Like the Shirts!
    I liked those Fifties-style Shirts Worn for the Derby-clash – No sponsor’s logo on the front, No player’s name on the back. And numbers to eleven, Not the modern mad mishmash. I hope to see teams wear such kit Some day for every match. 12/2/08 Denys E. W. Jones
  • Feed the Yak!
    He wears the Blue and White with pride, He’s beautiful and black. His real name is Yakubu, But we fans call him the Yak. He’s often on the scoresheet, He’s beefed up our attack. Our prospects have looked brighter Ever since we signed the Yak. He scores with right, he nets with left, Or nods […]
  • We want a Sugar Daddy!
    We haven’t won a Trophy for nigh on thirteen years. We’ve had enough of moping and crying in our beer. We’re tired and sick of taking stick from Koppites and from Mancs. We want a Sugar Daddy to get us back on track. We want a Sugar Daddy like good ol’ Johnny Moores, To splash […]
  • Hammer and Tongs
    Some say the League Cup’s worthless, Myself, I don’t agree – It books you a place in Europe, And a trip to Wemberlee. Sure, the F.A.’s lots more lustre, The Champions’ more class, But it’s a damn sight better than a poke in the eye, Or a big kick up the … Now, we’ll soon […]