• The Power of the Tweet
    If you think that hungry schoolkids Do not get enough to eat, And you’re a famous footballer, It’s easy – write a tweet. If you reckon Generation Z Enough books do not read, And you are a comedian, Go on, fire off a tweet. If you host a flagship TV show That’s called MOTD, Believe […]
  • Ritual Slaughter
    Abraham was set to sacrifice his much-loved son. The good Lord intervened – Isaac reprieved. Agamemnon needed wind to sail and conquer Troy. Iphigenia? A nice gift for the gods! But some say that a deer was killed instead. Alas, we’re not so lucky as that fabled son or daughter. Each time we visit Anfield…ritual […]
  • Sean Dyche Limerick
    An out of work Gaffer named Sean, Heard his phone ringing early one morn. He accepted a job at a basket case Club, Then wished he had never been born.
  • Sean D’s Blue and White Army
    They said we were ungrateful, When we sacked Allardyce. And now we’ve fired Frank Lampard – We really are not nice. But football’s about winning, We’re hungry for success, So poor old Frankie had to go, He’d got us in this mess. Nil Satis Nisi Optimum, We’re serious, don’t laugh. The Best only is good […]
  • Joint Bottom
    Where are we? Joint Bottom! Who we with? With Soton. Where are we? Joint Bottom. Rip it up, start over again. Past glories? Forgotten! Finances? They’re rotten. Where are we? Joint Bottom. Knock it down and build it again. Players made? Of cotton! Should we sell? Lock, stock ‘n’… What’s the snag? Who’d want ’em? […]