• My Coronation
    People try to put me down, Talkin’ ’bout my Coronation. Just because I wear a crown. Talkin’ ’bout my Coronation. Then they claim I’m far too old, Talkin’ ’bout my Coronation. And I cost my weight in gold, Raising burden of taxation. Years back there was Charles The First, He had a nice Coronation! Then […]
  • Will you come to De Ferrari? 2023
    Will you come to De Ferrari, will you come? Not a shadow of a doubt that you’ll have fun. There’ll be thousands in that Square, If you have some time to spare, You should come to De Ferrari, you should come. Well, we’ve spent nine long, hard months in Serie B, Which is not where […]
  • Unthinkable
    Let’s consider certain beers: Carlsberg Lager, Watney’s Red Barrel, DD (K9P). These brews are quite undrinkable. Now ponder on some other things: One’s own death, A Tory win at the next General Election, The Premier League without Everton. These three are sheer unthinkable! 2/5/23 Denys E. W. Jones
  • The Power of the Tweet
    If you think that hungry schoolkids Do not get enough to eat, And you’re a famous footballer, It’s easy – write a tweet. If you reckon Generation Z Enough books do not read, And you are a comedian, Go on, fire off a tweet. If you host a flagship TV show That’s called MOTD, Believe […]
  • Ritual Slaughter
    Abraham was set to sacrifice his much-loved son. The good Lord intervened – Isaac reprieved. Agamemnon needed wind to sail and conquer Troy. Iphigenia? A nice gift for the gods! But some say that a deer was killed instead. Alas, we’re not so lucky as that fabled son or daughter. Each time we visit Anfield…ritual […]