• Sean Dyche Limerick
    An out of work Gaffer named Sean, Heard his phone ringing early one morn. He accepted a job at a basket case Club, Then wished he had never been born.
  • Sean D’s Blue and White Army
    They said we were ungrateful, When we sacked Allardyce. And now we’ve fired Frank Lampard – We really are not nice. But football’s about winning, We’re hungry for success, So poor old Frankie had to go, He’d got us in this mess. Nil Satis Nisi Optimum, We’re serious, don’t laugh. The Best only is good […]
  • Joint Bottom
    Where are we? Joint Bottom! Who we with? With Soton. Where are we? Joint Bottom. Rip it up, start over again. Past glories? Forgotten! Finances? They’re rotten. Where are we? Joint Bottom. Knock it down and build it again. Players made? Of cotton! Should we sell? Lock, stock ‘n’… What’s the snag? Who’d want ’em? […]
  • The Chasing Pack
    Who wants to lead the Tour de France Or Fifteen Hundred Metres? Who wants to head the Marathon, And seem like a world-beater? How ’bout top spot in Premiership, In Serie A or B? I tell you, in the Peloton Is where it’s best to be. If you rush too far out in front, You’re […]
  • Genoa v Cittadella
    “They call us Cinderella, Cos we’re in Serie B. But I say the Ferraris Is the only place to be. We’re playing Cittadella, No pushovers are they. So get down to Marassi At 3pm today. We’ve Strootman, Frendrup, Coda, They’re surely worth a watch. Yes, come to the Ferraris, To see a decent match. And […]