• Big Titus.
    He caused many a nervous breakdown And many grown men wept At big Titus’s defensive frailties Which were frankly quite inept. And now that he has joined the Mackems For just One million pound He’ll continue dropping clangers Like he did at our ground. And early in the season You will notice Stevie Bruce His […]
  • Probables v Possibles.
    Probables v the Possibles Why can’t we bring them back When the reserve team defenders Faced the first team attack. No quarter asked or given And we all got in for nowt The season curtain raiser And what the game was once about. No meaningless pre season tournaments Against clubs from distant shores And a […]
  • Poor relations.
    The kitty is empty Purse strings are tied tight The club has issued a statement Revealing our plight. No more big money signings Goodbye Michael Owens Next season we’ll rely on Free transfers and loans. With no extra additions And the squad paper thin On academy youngsters Our hopes we will pin. Is this the […]
  • Going up yes….staying up???????
    Championship won Mission complete We await the fixtures Of who, and when we will meet Who will we get rid of And who will we buy Big money signings Now pie in the sky We probably won’t spend a penny With prudence the key And spend all of next season In the leagues bottom Three […]
  • Bouncebackability
    Bouncebackability We have just proved our point And on Easter Monday How we rocked the joint By kick off time at a quarter to eight And Forty Eight thousand packed in Gallowgate With promotion by then already complete Outside Shearer’s bar fans danced in the street. One heaving mass, a Black’n White sea From the […]