• Now there are Two.
    Only Two games to go Approaching the straight Fulham and the Villa Then we’ll all know our fate Three points from the Boro On an incredible night Shearer and Dowie Perform a jig of delight Taylor, Martins, and Lovenkrands Delivering the goals And now it could be for our neighbours For ‘Whom the bell tolls’
  • Then there were Three
    The noose now tightens Sealing our fate The ‘Posh’ from Peterboro’ Now await. A penny for your thoughts Al Just what is going through your head Your charges were outclassed Al By those boys in red. You must have been embarrassed Al And you must know that It’s not right To allow someone like Barton […]
  • just for the kids
    The man who invented football Had eleven kids And just to keep them occupied This is what he did. One day while out hunting dinosaurs He kicked this lump of rock It was a cold wet Saturday And the time was Three o clock. Then he made some goal posts From branches off a tree […]
  • Now there are Four.
    It has taken me a few days To lift my chin off the floor After a must win home fixture In which we just scraped a draw. Give us your backing Alan Shearer implored Then his overpaid strikers Missed ‘sitters’ any bairn could have scored. Next up it is Liverpool Who at St James’s hit […]
  • Then there were Five.
    I’m feeling quite shattered And suffering much pain I’ts a long journey home From Spurs and the Lane. I have seen the league table And It makes for grim reading We are all sick of excuses And It’s points we are needing Next Monday It’s Portsmouth Who visit the TOON Two sides deep in trouble […]