• Alan Suddick. R.I.P.
    A free kick is awarded to United The Bury defensive wall takes up position The referee pushes them back The full Ten yards. Nobody notices the United player Creeping around the back of the wall Then suddenly a Bury players shorts Are around his ankles. The prankster scurries off And the Gallowgate end erupts with […]
  • Now there is Nine.
    We scraped a point at Hull City Which took us up One place But will that be enough I ask ? So kindly watch this space. Next up for us it’s ‘The Gooners’ Next Saturday at half past five Another one we need to win If we are to survive.
  • Actions speak louder than words.
    We have Ten cup finals left In our desperate situation We must all stand up and be counted If we are to escape from relegation. We ask the fans to get behind us They can be our Twelth man Now pardon me if I’m missing something But I just don’t understand. If you had played […]
  • Billy, The Gateshead barber.
    Old Billy was a barber And when Billy cut your hair Billy could talk for hours Once he got you in the chair. His favourite topic was Gateshead The football team I mean And it’s a bit of a understatement To say Billy was rather keen. His shop walls were full of photographs Of famous […]
  • My special place……..man and boy.
    This is where my faith was born Where as a boy was brought This special place where dreams were formed And countless battles fought. This hallowed turf where heroes played And enduring and magical memories made And on this field where once I saw Mathews, Puskas, Best and Moore Artists supreme,Immortal men Never to pass […]